What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Tea ?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why don't people like Nickelback?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is your twin flame story?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.